The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Monday, October 23, 2006


Angry Daz Was In For A Treat, Sergie Molotov Could Not Trust, Wakim Kakistabba, To Be Left Alone With Daz, As He Had Rather Perverse Tendancies, So He Asked Albere Nitrates To Take The Perverted Member Of The Team, Into Hexham, To Get Get Angry Daz,s Dream Girlfriend, Hopefully To Get Angry Daz To Join The ACES Without Torturing Him Anymore, As Sergie And Albere Were Becoming Quite Fond Of The Little Fella, They Liked His Toughness Under Extreme Conditions, And Thought He Would Be An Asset To The Team.
While Albere And Wakim Set Of To Get Candy, The Cindy Doll Angry Daz Had Fallen For, Sergie Sat Angry Daz Down In Front Of Him, And Explained What Would Be Required Of Him, If He Was To Join The ACES.
Sergie Molotov, Sat And Told Daz Everything, He Would Have To Go On Missions To Hunt, And Kill All Derivatives Of Cartman, Plus , As The Team Were Mercenaries, Hunt And Kill, Possibly With Torture, Any Types Of Undesirable Toys That They Were Paid To Kill.
Also He Would Be Expected To Be On Lookout For The Team Of Crack Commandos That Were On The Trail Of The ACES, And If Discovered, Fight To The Death.
But To Check That Angry Daz Was To Be Trusted, He Would First Be Guided In The Art Of Brutal Torture And Inflicting Pain, By The Master Of All, Albere Nitrates. Albere Would Teach Angry Daz All He Knew, And It Would Not Be A Pretty Sight, But His Training Would Be Carried Out On His Good Friend, THE HULK
Angry Daz Was Not Too Keen On This At First, But Realised That If He Was To Become A Trained Killer, Of The Highest Calibre, He Would Have To Do What Was Required.
Then He Would Be Handed Over To Wakim Kakistabba, To Learn The Art Of The Most Perverse Type, And Judging By Wakims Record, The Mind Boggles. But To Check That He Has Been Converted, Sergie Will Take Angry Daz Into The Field, Where He WILL KILL The Hulk With One Shot To The Eye, Over 900yds, And He Will Not Feel Any Remorse. Angry Daz Was About To Be Trained By The Best In The Business, And He Will Become One Of The Best In The Business.
But First He Had A Night Of Passion To Look Forward Too. Sergie Switched Of Daz,s Lights, And Went On Guard, In Case The Crack Squad Of Commandos Were Anywhere Near. He Would Not Have Angry Daz,s Night Disturbed.