The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Angry Daz Had Found A Way To Get BIG DAZ Back Into The Small Family Run Garage Without Getting The ACES Compromised, And When The Parts Dept Manager Found The 2 Of Them Hiding In His Back Office, He Was Overcome With Relief And Joy, And The Tears Started Rolling Down His Jovial Cheeks, He Was That Happy. He Wished His Econogeeps Had Been Fitted With Wipers, The Tears Of Happiness Were Flowing That Much. But He Did Not Know That Angry Daz Had Other Plans For The New Year, And May Not Be Around For Long.
As For The Identity Of The Kidnappers Of Angry Daz, The Parts Dept Manager Should Keep His Bluetooth On , And Keep Searching For Devices, As The Aces Have Their Bluetooth Mobiles Named After Themselves, As A Way Of Keeping In Touch With Each Other. So While He Is Having A Drink After Work On Friday, He Should Keep Looking For Active Bluetooth Devices.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

BIG DAZ Had Been Rescued In The Middle Of The Night, After A Daring Mission By Angry Daz, And His Mates Of The Anti-Cartmen Execution Squads. After Getting Back To The Hideout, Just Outside Of Hexham, They Had To Decide On A Strategy To Get BIG DAZ Back Into The Small Family Run Garage, And Back To His Adoptive Father, The Parts Dept Manager. Angry Daz Had Decided That He Would Go Back With BIG DAZ, And Hopefully Pull Back The Parts Dept Manager, From Sliding Into The Murky World, Of The Gay Gutter Snipe, And Also To Save Nanna The Heartache Of Watching Her Favourite Grandson, Turn From The Happy Go Lucky Chappy That He Was, Into A Depraved, Gay, Down And Out, Selling His Body To Feed His Addictions.
The Hard Part Now, Was Getting BIG DAZ And Himself Back Into The Small Family Run Garage, Without Getting The ACES Compromised. The Insiders Will Have To Be Contacted Immediately.
It Would Be A Tricky Operation, But It Would Be Carried Out With The Help Of The Insiders. Keep Up To Date With How The Operation Is Going, As Clues To The ACES Identitys Will Be Left. Check Friday Morning.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006




After A Night On The Drink, And A Vindaloo, Angry Daz Would Go And Check Out The Information That He Had Been Given Yesterday. Getting Into A Small Green Car, Along With His New Mates Of The ACES, Armed To The Teeth, Just In Case Things Went Wrong, Angry Daz Was Very Nervous, In Case The Information Was Correct, As The Target Was A Site Very Close To The Small Family Run Garage, And If Things Went Wrong And The Squad Was Compromised, He Would End Up Dead Aswell. The Anti-Cartmen Execution Squads Do Not Take Kindly To Being Found Out.
Unaware Of What Was Taking Place, The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, Was Sinking Rapidly Into A Deep, Dark Depression, And Had Even Been Found, By A Polish Immigrant, Staring Blankly Out Of His Designer Geeps(From Econogeeps) Down Into The Depths Of The River, From The Bridge, Muttering That Life Was Not Worth As Much As A Cheap Plastic Wheel Trim On A Fiat Punto. But The Illegal Immigrant Gave Him A Good Talking To In Broken English, And Even Though The Parts Dept Manager Never Understood A Word That He Said, He Climbed Off The Bridge Parapet, And Went To The Tyne Green, Where He Sat For The Rest Of The Day, Drinking Polish Vodka With His New Found Friend(And A Few Bulgarian Peasants Just Recently Into The Country) On Waking The Next Day, He Was Absolutely Monged, Due To The Amount He Had To Drink, And Could Remember Nothing About The Events Of The Previous Day. The Last He Remembers Was Going To The Tyne Green Toilets, After That, Everything Was A Blur. But He Did Wonder Why He Had A Backdoor??? Like A Blood Orange, But At Least He Went To The Loo In The Morning Without Straining. (Strange Feeling, That One)
Anyway, Before I Have Anymore Drink, And Forget What I,m Rambling On About, Angry Daz Arrived Close To The Site Where He Had Been Told His Best Mate BIG DAZ Was Being Held, And On Secretly Entering By The Rear Door(The Parts Dept Manager May Recall That Happening To Him) He Eventually Found His Mate BIG DAZ Hidden Behind A Newly Refurbished Counter, And On Surveying The Whole Building, He Decided He Would Get The ACES To Launch A Rescue Strike, In The Middle Of The Night, The New Kidnappers On The Block, Would Not Know Whats Hit Them. And The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, Would Not Be Able To Comprehend, That Those Who He Regarded As Mates, Had Betrayed Him. Of Course, When He Confronted Them, They Would Deny It, As Denial Is The Best Form Of Defence, But, Guilty They Were, They Even Had The Cheek To Keep Him Up To Date With The Situation, When All The Time, They Were The Culprits. BUT, The Anti-Cartmen Execution Squads Were About To Exact Revenge(Maybe Nick A Few Low Energy Bulbs While They Were There, To Get The Leccy Bill At The Hideout Down A Bit) Watch Carefully.

Monday, December 18, 2006











As The Kidnappers Of Angry Daz Did Not Like The Idea Of A New Group Of Kidnappers Being On The Scene, They Had Agreed To Side With Angry Daz, And The Small Family Run Garage, To Find Big Daz, And To Return Him To The Geet Big, Soft, Parts Dept Manager, So That He Could Sleep At Night Without Shedding Buckets Full Of Tears, Past His New Econogeeps(or They Would Go Rusty) As The Hunt Got Under Way, Angry Daz,s First Stop Was The Small Family Run Garage, Where He Found Out That The Parts Dept Manager Was On The Sick, Due To Being On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, Mainly Caused By His Little Plastic Friend Being Involved With Bloodthirsty Terrorists, But BIG DAZ, His Little Soft Mate Was Not There To Comfort Him, As He Had Been Taken By Another Group Of Thugs.




What The Parts Dept Manager Did Not Realise, He Had Been Looking In The Wrong Places For A Long Time, And When He Found Out Who Was Involved, He Would Be Devastated, And Probably Be Sectioned, With A Bunch Of, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Inmates.




As Angry Daz Searched Around Some Of The Places He Had Not Previously Been To, He Was Finding Out More Information, As To Where Big Daz Was Being Held.




By The End Of The Day, Angry Daz Had Concrete vEvidence As To Where His Best Mate Was. But He Would Have To Check It Out For Himself.




Time Was Running Out For Him To Get Big Daz Back To His Lovable Adoptive Dad Before Christmas, Saving The Government Thousands, By Not Having To House The Parts Dept Manager In A Secure Unit For His Own Protection.




With The Information He Had Found Out, Angry Daz Would Go To The ACES, And A Rescue Mission Would Be Launched, But When BIG DAZ Was Rescued, It Would Be Risky Trying To Get Them Back Into The Small Family Run Garage, Without Being Compromised.

Saturday, December 16, 2006











Angry Daz Had Not Been Able To Recieve The Message To Abort His Mission, But As He Lay In Wait, To Detonate His Device, Therefore, Blowing The Small Family Run Garage(And The Parts Dept Manager) To Bits, He Overheard The Mechanics Talking About His Best Mate, BIG DAZ, He Had Botched His Mission, And Was Taken Back Into The Care Of The Parts Dept Manager, But Unfortunately Had Been Taken Hostage By Another Group. Angry Daz Was Shocked At What He Was Hearing, As He Thought BIG DAZ Was Dead.
On Thinking About What He Was Going To Do, Angry Realised That The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, And His Family And Staff, Had Suffered Enough Heartache And Suffering, And Would Convince His New Mates, The ACES, To Help The Small Family Run Garage, To Rescue His Mate BIG DAZ.
Christmas Was Coming, And If The Parts Dept Manager Did Not Get His Mascots Back, He Would Probably Be Sectioned, With A Nervous Breakdown, Angry Daz Had To Persuade The ACES To Get BIG DAZ Back. After Talking To Sergie And Albere, They Agreed To Hunt Down The Kidnappers Of BIG DAZ, And Return Him To The Small Family Run Garage In Time For Christmas, They Would Try Their Best, But Could Give No Guarantees, But When They Found The Kidnappers, They Would KILL Them.
The Poor Parts Dept Manager Had Been Shedding Many A Tear Past His New Specs From Econogeeps, Thinking About His Missing Friends, But If Angry Daz Got The Bloodthirsty ACES Onto The Case, They May Find BIG DAZ In Time To Save The Parts Dept Managers Christmas. The ACES Moved Out, And Set About The New Mission Set By Their Newest Member. They WOULD Find BIG DAZ.




The Parts Dept Manager Had A Set Of New Friends Helping Him, As They Thought He Had Suffered Enough Heartache, But If He Crossed Them, He WOULD DIE. PERIOD.

Monday, December 11, 2006




As Angry Daz Was Getting Himself Ready For The Ultimate Act, (blowing Himself Up, Along With, The Parts Dept Manager Of The Small Family Run Garage, Who He Used To Class As His Dad, Plus The Whole Garage, Including All The Staff, Plus Probably The Staff Of The Bussiness Next Door(Premier Electricals) He Was Begining To Think Of The Fate Of His Old Pal, Big Daz, And What He Went Through Before He Blew Himself Up.


But It Was Time To Hide Himself In The Engine Bay Of A Car That Was Going For An MOT At The Small Family Run Garage, And He Would Wreak Revenge For The Death Of His Best Mate, BIG DAZ.


The Big, Friendly Parts Dept Manager, Would Peer Out Of His Econogeeps For The Last Time, Today, As Angry Daz Would Carry Out His Deadly Attack, With Great Efficiency, And All Around, For About 100mtrs Would Be Devastated.


Angry Daz Settled Into Position In The Engine Bay Of A Car Due For MOT, And Was Driven By The Unsuspecting Mechanic, To The Small Family Run Garage, Where He Was To Wait Patiently For His Ex Dad To Start His Inspection. Then He Would Cause Complete Carnage. Angry Daz,s Big Day Had Eventually Arrived.


Back At The ACES Hideout, Albere Nitrates Was Trying To Make Out A Garbled Message From One Of The Garage Insiders, Who Was Trying To Get The ACES To Abort Angry Daz,s Mission, But Sergie Was Out On A Death Mission And Would Not Be Back For An Hour Or So, So Albere Would Have To Wait Further Developments. WOULD IT BE TOO LATE

Thursday, December 07, 2006


Angry Daz Had Been Taken Away On A Short Break Holiday By The ACES,(Bognor Regis) To Get Over The Loss Of His Best Mate, BIG DAZ, Who Angry Daz, Mistakingly, Thought Was Dead After His Suicide Attack On The Small Family Run Garage.

Blissfully, As Angry Prepared For His Last, But Deadliest Mission(The Obliteration Of The Small Family Run Garage, And The Brutal Slaying Of The Parts Dept Manager) He Did Not Know That BIG DAZ Had Botched His Attack, And Had Failed In His Mission To Kill The Parts Dept Manager. On Surviving His Attack, Big Daz Had Kissed And Made Up, With The Parts Dept Manager(Geet Big Softy) And Was Occupying The Space On The Big Softys Counter That Angry Daz Used To Live.

The Parts Dept Manager Was All Smiles Again, And Was Feeling Good In Himself, As He Had Got One Of His Mascots Back Again, He Even Shed A Tear Or Two When He Was By Himself, He Was That Happy.

But Smiles And Happiness, Would Not Prevent What Was Going To Happen Shortly.The Short Lull In MOT Failures Would Cease, And The Small Family Run Garage Would Be Turned Upside Down Once Again.LITERALLY.

As Angry Daz Pulled On His JML Suicide Bombers Vest, All He Could Picture In His Mind, Was The Big Jovial Smile Of The Parts Dept Manager, Running Too And Fro, Failing MOTs Left Right And Centre, And Laughing About It, BUT, Angry Would Destroy The Parts Dept Managers Happy Go Lucky Mood, In One Go.

Nanna Was Sitting Happy Too, Knowing That Her Happy Smiling Grandson Was Back To His Best, Failing MOTs With Regular Efficiency(More Money Coming In) But Nannas World Was About To Be Upturned Too.

As Angry Went To Work With The Undercover ACES Member, To The Garage That They Worked At, Angry Was Working Out How He Was To Get Into The Small Family Run Garage To Carry Out His Deadly Task.

He Would Pick A Car That Was Due To Go To The Small Family Run Garage For An MOT, And Hide Himself In The Engine Bay, Where He Would Wait To Detonate His Bomb(And Himself) While The Parts Dept Manager Inspected The Car, That Way He Knew That His Mission Would Be Successfull. The Parts Dept Managers Designer Geeps(From Econogeeps) Would End Up, Blood Splattered, And On Top Of Hi-Qs Roof. JOB DONE