The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Tuesday, December 19, 2006




After A Night On The Drink, And A Vindaloo, Angry Daz Would Go And Check Out The Information That He Had Been Given Yesterday. Getting Into A Small Green Car, Along With His New Mates Of The ACES, Armed To The Teeth, Just In Case Things Went Wrong, Angry Daz Was Very Nervous, In Case The Information Was Correct, As The Target Was A Site Very Close To The Small Family Run Garage, And If Things Went Wrong And The Squad Was Compromised, He Would End Up Dead Aswell. The Anti-Cartmen Execution Squads Do Not Take Kindly To Being Found Out.
Unaware Of What Was Taking Place, The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, Was Sinking Rapidly Into A Deep, Dark Depression, And Had Even Been Found, By A Polish Immigrant, Staring Blankly Out Of His Designer Geeps(From Econogeeps) Down Into The Depths Of The River, From The Bridge, Muttering That Life Was Not Worth As Much As A Cheap Plastic Wheel Trim On A Fiat Punto. But The Illegal Immigrant Gave Him A Good Talking To In Broken English, And Even Though The Parts Dept Manager Never Understood A Word That He Said, He Climbed Off The Bridge Parapet, And Went To The Tyne Green, Where He Sat For The Rest Of The Day, Drinking Polish Vodka With His New Found Friend(And A Few Bulgarian Peasants Just Recently Into The Country) On Waking The Next Day, He Was Absolutely Monged, Due To The Amount He Had To Drink, And Could Remember Nothing About The Events Of The Previous Day. The Last He Remembers Was Going To The Tyne Green Toilets, After That, Everything Was A Blur. But He Did Wonder Why He Had A Backdoor??? Like A Blood Orange, But At Least He Went To The Loo In The Morning Without Straining. (Strange Feeling, That One)
Anyway, Before I Have Anymore Drink, And Forget What I,m Rambling On About, Angry Daz Arrived Close To The Site Where He Had Been Told His Best Mate BIG DAZ Was Being Held, And On Secretly Entering By The Rear Door(The Parts Dept Manager May Recall That Happening To Him) He Eventually Found His Mate BIG DAZ Hidden Behind A Newly Refurbished Counter, And On Surveying The Whole Building, He Decided He Would Get The ACES To Launch A Rescue Strike, In The Middle Of The Night, The New Kidnappers On The Block, Would Not Know Whats Hit Them. And The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, Would Not Be Able To Comprehend, That Those Who He Regarded As Mates, Had Betrayed Him. Of Course, When He Confronted Them, They Would Deny It, As Denial Is The Best Form Of Defence, But, Guilty They Were, They Even Had The Cheek To Keep Him Up To Date With The Situation, When All The Time, They Were The Culprits. BUT, The Anti-Cartmen Execution Squads Were About To Exact Revenge(Maybe Nick A Few Low Energy Bulbs While They Were There, To Get The Leccy Bill At The Hideout Down A Bit) Watch Carefully.