The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Friday, November 24, 2006

As Big Daz Was A Gullible, Naive Little Chap, It Was Easy For Angry Daz, And The ACES, To Brainwash Him Into Doing What He Had Done. He Died For The Cause, And Also For The Good Of The Bigger Picture, That Was Going To Unfold At The Small Family Run Garage.
Unfortunately, The Parts Dept Manager Had Sloped Off To One Of His Clandestine Meetings, With The, As Yet Unknown Person That He Met More Or Less Every Day. So The Parts Dept Manager Had Survived Another Attempt On His Life, But, He Would Not Be So Lucky The Next Time.
Angry Daz Was On A Mission, And The Parts Dept Manager Was His Immediate Target, And The Parts Dept Manager Was Going To Look Into The Eyes Of His Killer, Just Before He Copped His Lot.
Time Was Running Out For The Genial, Happy Go-Lucky, Always Smiling, (sometimes a pain in the ass) Parts Dept Manager, But He Had No Idea, Where, When, Or How It Was Going To Happen, But One Thing Was Certain, It Would Be Very Unexpected, But Very Brutal And Efficient, And The Staff At The Small, Family Run Garage, Would Be Mourning The Loss Of A Very Nice, But Unsuspecting, Member Of Staff.
When It Happened, As It Was Only A Matter Of Time, The Parts Dept Manager Would Be Taken To His Final Resting Place, In The Boot Of A Yellow Fiat Punto, Decorated With Flowers, And Full Of Chickens, And The INSIDERS, Would Put On A Brave Face, After Knowingly Contributing To The Demise Of The Parts Dept Manager. BUT, Life Must Go On. It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before The Hit Would Happen.