The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Wednesday, November 01, 2006


As Angry Daz Arrived back At The Squads Hideout, He Was Distraught To Find His Best Mate In A Back Room, Cowering In Pure Terror.
BIG DAZ, Had Been Violated By Wakim, In The Most Despicable And Depraved Manner, Keeping In The Manner Of His Past Convictions , Of Rape And Buggery Of Small Toys And Mascots.
Angry Daz Would Inflict Pain And Suffering, On An Unimaginable Scale, On Wakim Kakkistabbi, But Albere And Sergie Were To Beat Him To It, As Wakim Was Starting To Turn Traitor, And Snooping For The Hierache, Where He Would Snoop And Snitch On His Ex-Fellow Workers, As He Had Dillusions Of Grandeur, And Power Over Minor , Unimportant Workers, BUT The Bullet Does Not Know What It Is Being Fired At, And Both Albere, And Sergie, Are Both Trained Marksmen, So It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before Wakim Is Thrown In A Swill Ditch, With The Remains Of A Small Hamlets Cesspitts.
Angry Daz Was About To Replace Wakim Kakkistabba, As The Elite Squads, Third Member, Even Though He Had Not Been Out On A Proper Kill Mission. But Visions Of Wakim, Holding An Axe To His Best Mates Head, Made Him Even More Determined To Join Up, With Sergie And Albere, And Learn The Tricks Of The Trade, And Inevitably, Take Revenge On All Those That Have Taken The Mickey Out Of Him.
The Parts Dept Manager From The Small Family Run Garage, Should Start Worrying.
As Should Wakim Kakkistabba, Because Angry Daz Was Getting Mad.
While Sergie And Albere Had Daz Out For The Day, At The Match, Wakim Kakkistabba Had Been Left In Charge Of BIG DAZ. Angry Daz Did Not Even Know Why BIG DAZ Had Been Taken From His Home At The Small Family Run Garage, In Hexham. BUT, He Would Find Out, And He Would Find Out What Wakim Had Done To Him, And Then He Would Confide In Albere And Sergie, And Hope That They Would Do Something About It.
When Angry Daz Told Sergie And Albere What Had Happened, They Told Daz To Keep Quiet, They Needed Wakim For Now, But He Would Have Have A New Butthole Popped In His Forehead, When The Time Was Right.