The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Sunday, October 29, 2006





As The Kidnappers Of Angry Daz Had Been Recruited With The Aim Of Them Being A SLEEPER CELL, The Kidnappers Lived A Normal Life, Working 9 Till 5 Week After Week, Succesfully Integrated Into The Local Community. Saturdays Were Match Days, And This Saturday, Their Team Was Playing At Home To Charlton. Angry Daz Had Been Promised A Treat, And His Treat Would Be, Going To The Match(some Treat) With Sergie And Albere, Because The Third Member Of The Squad Was Just A, GOOD TIME Supporter, And Would Only Go When The Going Was Good. Plus, In His Depraved Mind, He Thought That He Might Get Up To No Good With BIG DAZ, When The Others Were Away.
Sergie, Albere, And Angry Daz, Headed Off To The Match In High Spirits, Not Realising What Was To Unfold Before Their Eyes. TOTAL CRAP FOOTBALL
But, At Least Angry Daz Got A Tour Of The Ground, And Even Got Onto The Pitch For A Warm Up With The Players. A Safety Steward Befriended Him, And Daz Got His Picture Taken With The Stadium In The Background, And Also Walked On The Sacred Turf. He Spent The Rest Of The Match, Perched On An Advertising Hoarding, Right Behind The Goal, Watching The Match With Great Interest.
After The Match, He Would Be Going To The Bar, For A Few Beers, Then Having A Good Curry Afterwards.
Sunday Would See Him Back To His Tasks With The ACES.