The Kidnap Of Angry Daz

Thursday, December 07, 2006


Angry Daz Had Been Taken Away On A Short Break Holiday By The ACES,(Bognor Regis) To Get Over The Loss Of His Best Mate, BIG DAZ, Who Angry Daz, Mistakingly, Thought Was Dead After His Suicide Attack On The Small Family Run Garage.

Blissfully, As Angry Prepared For His Last, But Deadliest Mission(The Obliteration Of The Small Family Run Garage, And The Brutal Slaying Of The Parts Dept Manager) He Did Not Know That BIG DAZ Had Botched His Attack, And Had Failed In His Mission To Kill The Parts Dept Manager. On Surviving His Attack, Big Daz Had Kissed And Made Up, With The Parts Dept Manager(Geet Big Softy) And Was Occupying The Space On The Big Softys Counter That Angry Daz Used To Live.

The Parts Dept Manager Was All Smiles Again, And Was Feeling Good In Himself, As He Had Got One Of His Mascots Back Again, He Even Shed A Tear Or Two When He Was By Himself, He Was That Happy.

But Smiles And Happiness, Would Not Prevent What Was Going To Happen Shortly.The Short Lull In MOT Failures Would Cease, And The Small Family Run Garage Would Be Turned Upside Down Once Again.LITERALLY.

As Angry Daz Pulled On His JML Suicide Bombers Vest, All He Could Picture In His Mind, Was The Big Jovial Smile Of The Parts Dept Manager, Running Too And Fro, Failing MOTs Left Right And Centre, And Laughing About It, BUT, Angry Would Destroy The Parts Dept Managers Happy Go Lucky Mood, In One Go.

Nanna Was Sitting Happy Too, Knowing That Her Happy Smiling Grandson Was Back To His Best, Failing MOTs With Regular Efficiency(More Money Coming In) But Nannas World Was About To Be Upturned Too.

As Angry Went To Work With The Undercover ACES Member, To The Garage That They Worked At, Angry Was Working Out How He Was To Get Into The Small Family Run Garage To Carry Out His Deadly Task.

He Would Pick A Car That Was Due To Go To The Small Family Run Garage For An MOT, And Hide Himself In The Engine Bay, Where He Would Wait To Detonate His Bomb(And Himself) While The Parts Dept Manager Inspected The Car, That Way He Knew That His Mission Would Be Successfull. The Parts Dept Managers Designer Geeps(From Econogeeps) Would End Up, Blood Splattered, And On Top Of Hi-Qs Roof. JOB DONE