As Big Daz Was A Gullible, Naive Little Chap, It Was Easy For Angry Daz, And The ACES, To Brainwash Him Into Doing What He Had Done. He Died For The Cause, And Also For The Good Of The Bigger Picture, That Was Going To Unfold At The Small Family Run Garage.
Unfortunately, The Parts Dept Manager Had Sloped Off To One Of His Clandestine Meetings, With The, As Yet Unknown Person That He Met More Or Less Every Day. So The Parts Dept Manager Had Survived Another Attempt On His Life, But, He Would Not Be So Lucky The Next Time.
Angry Daz Was On A Mission, And The Parts Dept Manager Was His Immediate Target, And The Parts Dept Manager Was Going To Look Into The Eyes Of His Killer, Just Before He Copped His Lot.
Time Was Running Out For The Genial, Happy Go-Lucky, Always Smiling, (sometimes a pain in the ass) Parts Dept Manager, But He Had No Idea, Where, When, Or How It Was Going To Happen, But One Thing Was Certain, It Would Be Very Unexpected, But Very Brutal And Efficient, And The Staff At The Small, Family Run Garage, Would Be Mourning The Loss Of A Very Nice, But Unsuspecting, Member Of Staff.
When It Happened, As It Was Only A Matter Of Time, The Parts Dept Manager Would Be Taken To His Final Resting Place, In The Boot Of A Yellow Fiat Punto, Decorated With Flowers, And Full Of Chickens, And The INSIDERS, Would Put On A Brave Face, After Knowingly Contributing To The Demise Of The Parts Dept Manager. BUT, Life Must Go On. It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before The Hit Would Happen.

Back At The Squads Hideout, Big Daz Was Getting His ACME Suicide Bombers Belt Fitted, It Was Time To Take Out The Small Family Run Garage, The Insiders Had Sorted Out A Car That Was Coming In For An MOT, BIG DAZ Would Be Hidden In The Boot, And When The Brake Tests Were Being Done, He Would Activate His JLM, Acme Suicide Bombers Vest, And Blow The Small Family Run Garage To Bits. The Parts Dept Manager Wished He Had Looked After His Little Mascots Better. But Unfortunately, It Was Too Late.The Sqad Had Done The Homework, And The Insiders Had Played Their Part, But Unfortunately, Big Daz Would Be Returned(In Bits) In A Sealed Body Bag.

The Parts Dept Manager Had Sloped Off Again, And Had Missed The Carnage Of Big Daz Setting Off His Bomb, But The Parts Dept Managers Time Would Come, Very Soon, Bullet Proof Vests Would Not Protect Him This Time, As The Squad Would Have Him Dead Within The Week.

The Sight Seeing Trip That Angry Daz And Big Daz Were To Be Going On, Was Not Exactly A Sight Seeing Trip, But Was More Of A Reconaissaince Trip, Into The Escape Route Back To The New Hideout' When The HIT On The Parts Dept Manager Was Carried Out. The Routes Back To The Hideout Would Be Over A Fragile Bridge, The Bridge Was Surveyed, And Charges Were Set To Blow The Bridge In The Event Of The Hit Squad Being Followed, But This Would Be Unlikely, As The Squad Knew What They Were Doing, And The Staff At The Small Family Run Garage Would Not Even Know That The Parts Dept Manager Had Been Executed Untill The Squad Was Well Away.

The Clock Was Counting Down, And Angry Daz Was Getting More Than Excited About What He Was About To Do, In Fact He Would Have To Spend A Bit Time With His Girltriend, Candy, He Was That Excited.

All Routes Were Surveyed, And All Preperations Were Finalised, For The Execution Of The Parts Dept Manager, All That Was Left To Sort, Was The Timing, And This Would Be Determined By The Insider Sleeper Cell , Working In The Small Family Run Garage.

The Ante Was About To Be Raised, The Parts Dept Manager Would Be Executed Within The Next Few Days.

As The Parts Dept Manager Sloped Off For Another Clandestine Meeting, The Insiders Information Was As Good As He Could Get. Angry Daz Was Trying To Get Big Daz To Join The ACES, And Would Take Him To The Small Family Run Garage, To Show Big Daz What Sort Of Conditions He Was Being Held In. The Parts Dept Manager Had Sloped Off Again, So Angry Daz Showed Big Daz The Counter Where He Had Spent Most Of His Life, Being persecuted And Abused, By Disgruntled Mechanics, And All The Time, Not Being Protected By The Parts Dept Manager. Angry Daz Explained To Big Daz, That It Was Time To Exact Revenge On The Parts Dept Manager. Big Daz Was Reluctant At First, But Agreed That It Was Time To, DO, The Parts Dept Manager, By Whatever Means Available, As In Front Of All The Customers, The Parts Dept Manager Was As Nice As Ninepence, But Behind The Scenes, He Was A Horrible, Nasty Piece Of Work, Who Would Sell His Nanna For A Few Quid, To Fund His Obsession With The Fast Life Of , Gambling, Prostitutes, Drugs, Fast Cars, And Big Macs. So Big Daz Agreed That It Was Time For The Parts Dept Manager To Be Exterminated. He Would Start His Training, ASAP, With The ACES, Guided By Angry Daz.

But Before Big Daz Embarked On His Killing Spree, One Of The Squad, Would Take Him, And Angry Daz On A Bonding Session, And Go On A Sight Seeing Trip Throughout Tynedale, So That Angry, And Big Daz Could Get To Know Each Other Better.

The Aces Plans Were Beginning To Come To Fruition, All They Were Dependant On From Now On, Was The Co-Operation Of The Sleeper Cells, In All Of The Garages That They Had Infiltrated. The Parts Dept Manager At The Small Family Run Garage, Was On His Own.

Angry Daz Had Found Where The Parts Dept Manager Had Kept His Best Mate, BIG DAZ, And He Was Not Happy, But Revenge Was Imminent, (PERIOD)

Back At Angry Daz,s Old Home, In The Small Family Run Garage, The Parts Dept Manager Was Going About His Daily Tasks In His Usual Happy Manner, Smiling At Everybody As They Came In, From Behind His Buy One Get One Free, Pair Of Designer Geeps, Which He Has Just Purchased Recently From Econogeeps.
Little Did He Know What A Serious World Of Hurt He Was Almost In. But Fortunately For The Parts Dept Manager, The INSIDER, Did Not Take Into Account Of The Time He Would Slope Off For A Skive. If Nanna Knew What He Did When He Was Meant To Be Going To See Customers, She Would Have A Fit. Gonads Would Be Off.
But Anyway, As The Parts Dept Manager Sloped Off, Angry Daz Arrived Covertly, In A Big White Car, Looking For His First Attempt At, Topping The Parts Dept Manager. The INSIDER Let Daz In To The Building, And Told Him Where He Could Normally Find His Old, Adoptive Father, But As He Coolly Stalked Around The Building, He Was Aware That His Target Was Not There. He Had Missed Him By Seconds. The Parts Dept Manager Did Not Realise That His Clandestine Meetings, With An As Yet Undisclosed Person, Had Saved Him From A Bullet Through His Eye.
But When He Discovered What Had Been Going On, The Parts Dept Managers Bodily Functions Just Gave Up The Ghost, And He Went Into Uncontrollable Fits Of Pure Terror, Legs Giving Way, Geeps Off, He Fell To The Floor Weeping Uncontrollably, Knowing, That Daz Almost Had Him, And It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before It Was Reallity. He Was A Walking Dead Man.
Meanwhile, Angry Daz Had Went To See One Of The ACES Squad At His Normal Place Of Work, And Told Him That His Target Was Gone When He Arrived. The Garage That The Squad Member Was Working At Would Have A Car In For MOT Shortly, And It Was Agreed That Daz Would Sneak In, In The Boot Of This Car, And Carry Out The Execution Of The Parts Dept Manager Then.
Desperately Begging Nanna To Install Bullet Proof Screens In The Garage, The Parts Dept Manager Realised He Was A Hunted, And Most Probably, Dead Man. But When, Only Daz Would Be Able To Tell.

Angry Daz Was Awoken At 3 In The Morning, As The Squad Were To Take Him To A Secluded Area, Where He Would Learn To SPOT For The Snipers, And Also To Learn The Deadly Business Of Cold Hearted Killing, Which He Would Need For When He Went After The Parts Dept Manager, Back At His Old Home.
Daz Had Just Spent Another Night With His New Girlfriend, And Was Having A Lie In, After She Had Went To Work, But Sergie And Albere Were To Wake Him Early, To Take Him On A Training Mission. Tired, But Satisfied, Daz Got Himself Ready, And Headed Off With The Snipers, To Learn The Deadly Art Of Killing With No Mercy.
Little Did He Know, That The ACES Had Already Identified A Target, Which They Would Make Angry Daz Take Out, When They Had Taught Him The Basics Of Being A Sniper. But Angry Daz Would Would Take It All In His Stride, As He Wanted To Become A Killer.
The Parts Dept Manager, Back At Angry Daz,s Old Home Should Take The Threat Seriously, As Daz IS Going To ,Top Him, Good Style.
As Daz, Took Aim At The Little Girls Favourite Toy, He Had No Regrets As He Pulled The Trigger, And Watched Cold Heartedly As Its Brains Were Splattered All Over Her Flowery Wallpaper, Grey Matter Spilling Out Of The Broken Skull, Into Her Hands.
Daz Picked himself Up, And Went About His Business With His Mentors. The Parts Dept Manager Was His Next Target.

The Parts Dept Manager, After Reading The Latest News On What Angry Daz Was Up Too, Was Beginning To Kak His Pants, As He Knew That He Had Neglected, Abused, And Generally Caused Angry Daz Untold Suffering, While Daz Was In His Care.
Angry Daz In The Meantime, Was Plotting Untold Misery On The Parts Dept Manager, And Would Make Him Suffer That Much, That He Would Start To Lose Control Over His Bodily Functions, And Would Have To Come To Work In Incontinence Pants, Just In Case Daz Walked Through The Door.
Nanna Would Not Be Able To Protect Him This Time, And It Would Only Be A Matter Of Time Before The Little Plastic Assassin Got Him In His Sights, And Blew His Brains All Over The Stock Room Wall.
As Daz Examined One Of The Squads Snipers Weapons, All He Wished For Was His Training To Begin, So That He Could Exact His Revenge, On His Previously Loved Adoptive Father, Sitting Behind His Desk, With His Normal Smiling, Happy Face. But Daz Had Already Visioned A Bullet Hole Through The Left Hand Lens Of The Parts Dept Managers, Buy One Get One Free Pair Of Glasses, From Econogeeps. (Formerly, Specsavers).
Big Daz, Had Asked Angry Daz Not To Tell Anybody What Wakim Kakkistabba Had Done To Him, But Daz Had Already Told Sergie And Albere What Had Happened, And The Two Squad Members Had Gone Into Total Mental, Killing Mode, And Wakim Would Be Brutally Killed When The Time Was Right, But First, Angry Daz Was To Be Trained To The Highest Standard, And His Training Was To Start Immediately. He Would Be Taken On A Cartmen Hunt Tommorow Night, As The Next Small Mascot Target Had Been Identified, And It Would Be Killed On Sight. Little Mary Lou Would Not Know What Had Happened, As Her Favourite Toy Was Despatched, While She Held Him In Her Hand. All That She Would Have Memories Of, Would Be Bits Of Plastic And Grey Matter, Splattered All Over Her Bedroom Wall. The Silent Assassins Would Have Struck Silently, And Another Cartmen Derivative Would Have Been Executed. Death To All Cartmen Derivatives. THE ACES

As Angry Daz Talked Too, And Tried To Console BIG DAZ, About The Events Of The Last Few Days, All Angry Daz Could Think Of , Was Revenge, And His Training With The ACES Would Help Him Achieve His Goal, Of Exterminating The Parts Dept Manager, And Anybody That Had Tried To Help Him Find Angry Daz, As They Had Failed Miserably, And All Involved Were Going To Be Added To Angry Daz,s Hit List.
As He Was To Be Trained By The Best In The Bussiness, The Staff At The Small Family Run Garage, Would Have To Step Up Security, As Daz Was On A Mission, And All Members Of Staff Were Legitimate Targets, For The Small, Plastic Assassin, And He Would Not Rest, Untill His Best Mate, BIG DAZ, Was Avenged.
The Parts Dept Manager, Had Better Find The INSIDERS Soon, As IT Will Happen Sooner Rather Than Later, The Parts Dept Manager Was Top Of The List, And His Little Green Tonka Toy Car Was A Prime Target.
What Is Going To Happen, WILL Happen Soon, So Everyone Should Be Aware Of The Twists In The Tale Of The Kidnapofangrydaz.

As The Kidnappers Of Angry Daz(And BIG DAZ) Arrived At The Airport From Italy, After Watching Their Team Beat The Favourites Of The Competition, Little Did They Know What They Were To Find, Back At The Squads Hideout.
Angry Daz Was Going Absolutely Ballistic, After Finding His Best Friend Violated In The Worst Possible Way, Wanting To Top Wakim There And Then, But He Decided To Wait And See What Albere And Sergie Decided To Do About The Situation.
The Parts Dept Manager, Back At The Small Family Run Garage, Had Started Blaming Everybody But The Right People, For The Kidnappings, And Angry Daz Was Beginning To Detest His Adoptive Father, For Not Finding Him Earlier, So He Was Starting To Think Of Revenge In A Big Way. When The Other Squad Members Were Back At The Hideout, He Would Demand That His Sniper Training Was Started As Soon As Possible.
And He Also Wanted A Trip Back To His Old Home, So That He Could Recce The Place, For His Hit On The Staff.
But First, He Had To Be Trained As A Sniper, And Also To Get The INSIDER In The Garage To Let Him Know The Movements Of The Parts Dept Manager. The Insider Was To Play A Very Important Role Over The Next Week Or So, But Would Be Well Rewarded With Drink, Drugs, Whores, Fast Cars(Fiat Puntos) Etc Etc, But He Would Be Playing A Dangerous Game, As If He Was Caught, His Car Would Never Pass Another MOT. BIG B. Would See To That.
The Insider Had Also Recruited Another Member Of Staff To Help Him In His Involvement With The Aces, But Was Trying To Keep Her On Side, And In The Background In Case Of Emergency, But If She Did Not Co-operate Fully, The Chickens Would Get IT. The INSIDER Was To Be Crucial To The Next Phases Of The Operation. Angry Daz Was Just Waiting Till The Other Two Members Of The Squad Got Back To The Hideout From The Airport, And Then Things Were Going To Get Vey Intense Indeed.

As Angry Daz Arrived back At The Squads Hideout, He Was Distraught To Find His Best Mate In A Back Room, Cowering In Pure Terror.
BIG DAZ, Had Been Violated By Wakim, In The Most Despicable And Depraved Manner, Keeping In The Manner Of His Past Convictions , Of Rape And Buggery Of Small Toys And Mascots.
Angry Daz Would Inflict Pain And Suffering, On An Unimaginable Scale, On Wakim Kakkistabbi, But Albere And Sergie Were To Beat Him To It, As Wakim Was Starting To Turn Traitor, And Snooping For The Hierache, Where He Would Snoop And Snitch On His Ex-Fellow Workers, As He Had Dillusions Of Grandeur, And Power Over Minor , Unimportant Workers, BUT The Bullet Does Not Know What It Is Being Fired At, And Both Albere, And Sergie, Are Both Trained Marksmen, So It Is Only A Matter Of Time Before Wakim Is Thrown In A Swill Ditch, With The Remains Of A Small Hamlets Cesspitts.
Angry Daz Was About To Replace Wakim Kakkistabba, As The Elite Squads, Third Member, Even Though He Had Not Been Out On A Proper Kill Mission. But Visions Of Wakim, Holding An Axe To His Best Mates Head, Made Him Even More Determined To Join Up, With Sergie And Albere, And Learn The Tricks Of The Trade, And Inevitably, Take Revenge On All Those That Have Taken The Mickey Out Of Him.
The Parts Dept Manager From The Small Family Run Garage, Should Start Worrying.
As Should Wakim Kakkistabba, Because Angry Daz Was Getting Mad.
While Sergie And Albere Had Daz Out For The Day, At The Match, Wakim Kakkistabba Had Been Left In Charge Of BIG DAZ. Angry Daz Did Not Even Know Why BIG DAZ Had Been Taken From His Home At The Small Family Run Garage, In Hexham. BUT, He Would Find Out, And He Would Find Out What Wakim Had Done To Him, And Then He Would Confide In Albere And Sergie, And Hope That They Would Do Something About It.
When Angry Daz Told Sergie And Albere What Had Happened, They Told Daz To Keep Quiet, They Needed Wakim For Now, But He Would Have Have A New Butthole Popped In His Forehead, When The Time Was Right.